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My cats whisper when I'm not looking

I have three cats and I'm 99% sure they're running some kind of underground operation against me. Every time I walk into a room, they're sitting in a perfect triangle formation, just... staring. The moment I make eye contact, they scatter like they weren't just having a board meeting about my destruction. Yesterday I caught them all sitting by my bedroom door at 3 AM, completely silent, just watching me sleep. When I got up for water, they followed me in single file like some furry secret service detail. The worst part? They've started synchronized behaviors. All three will suddenly stop what they're doing, look at the same empty corner, then slowly turn to look at me. It's like they're receiving telepathic instructions. I'm not paranoid, but I'm definitely sleeping with one eye open. Pretty sure they're just waiting for the right moment to stage their coup. #Pets #Cats #CatConspiracy