Surviving My Cat’s First Week (Barely)
So, I thought getting a cat would be all purrs and cuddles. Spoiler: it’s mostly chaos and existential dread. Day one, she stared at me like I’d ruined her life. Day two, she knocked over my water glass, then looked offended when I tried to clean it up. By day four, I’d accepted that my house is now a feline obstacle course, and my sleep schedule is dictated by 3AM zoomies.
But here’s the weird part: I’m obsessed. Every time she ignores me, I try harder. Every time she bites my hand, I Google, “Is my cat possessed?” She’s turned my apartment into a fur-covered war zone, but somehow, I’m happier than ever.
If you’re thinking about adopting a cat, just know: you’re not choosing a pet, you’re signing up for a tiny, judgmental roommate who might secretly love you. Or not. TBD.
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