My Dog’s Silent But Deadly Attack
So, picture this: I’m chilling on the couch, binge-watching my favorite show, when suddenly my dog, Luna, hops up beside me. She looks innocent enough—big eyes, wagging tail, the whole deal. Then it hits me. Not her paw, not her tongue—her fart.
I swear, I’ve never experienced anything like it. It’s like she’s been storing up all the smells from every walk, every treat, every questionable thing she’s ever eaten. I look at her, and she just stares back, totally unbothered, like, "What? That wasn’t me."
Meanwhile, I’m gasping for air, considering opening a window in the middle of winter. Why do pets always act like nothing happened? Is this their secret revenge for all the embarrassing costumes and vet visits?
If you’ve ever been betrayed by your own pet’s butt, you’re not alone. Solidarity, friends. We’ll survive this—nose plugs optional.
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