New chaos rankings just dropped and some of yโall are living with furry wrecking balls ๐ญ Check this list and tell me your dog's level: ๐ Diamond Tier (certified demolition experts): ๐พ Husky โ couch destroyer, toilet assassin, home makeover boss ๐พ Samoyed โ smiley face, monster hands, loves tearing up walls & paper ๐พ Malamute โ big body, big destructionโrips off actual wall paint ๐พ Border Collie โ genius with a grudge, always chews the expensive stuff ๐ Gold Tier (furniture's worst nightmare): ๐พ Golden โ puppy mode = slipper massacre ๐พ Lab โ sweet face, wild mouth, canโt leave rugs alone ๐พ Corgi โ low height, high damage, floor-level doom ๐พ Shiba โ stubborn chaos machine, rips paper daily ๐พ Bull Terrier โ sofa killer since day one ๐ฅ Silver Tier (cute but sneaky): ๐พ Poodle โ will ruin your day if you cross them ๐พ Bulldog โ slow but steady chewer of all corners ๐พ Beagle โ expert digger, digs holes like a pro ๐พ Pomeranian/Bichon โ tiny but trash-can terrors Drop your dogโs rank ๐๐ #dogranking #destructodogs #puppylife