My parents cried because of Starbucks

I've officially surrendered. From now on, every morning on weekdays I am absolutely Mike. My mother cried, my father disowned me, but at least my coffee arrives without confusion! Sometimes survival requires sacrifice. 🤷‍♂️☕ Let me see who will make a mistake on it again. #Starbucks #StarbucksNameFail #Coffee #Funny #CoffeeIdentityCrisis #BaristaBattles #FirstWorldProblems