Alright, it's storytime: finally got the keys to our dream house, right? Little old place with a ton of character, seemed perfect. Until we started peeling back those layers, my heart almost stopped looking at those mold monsters. Yeah, freakin' mold behind the wallpaper! you go through all the paperwork, the planning, and boom—been in the house for a hot second and now I'm debating my life choices. Is this gonna be our new norm? I've read horror stories; heard the whispered legends of health issues and endless $$$ spent on remediation. I can feel my bank account crying already. I feel like my first move-in memory should be popping champagne, not calling mold experts. Pray for me and my poor wallet. #MoldProblems #NewHomeNightmares #UnexpectedExpenses