I thought picking up a girl at the mall would be a breeze—just dress sharp, flash a smile, and ask for some fashion advice. Easy, right? Well, I spotted this girl at a trendy store and asked her if a shirt matched my eyes. She giggled, but her friend rolled her eyes so hard I thought they’d get stuck. Trying to keep it cool, I invited her for coffee at the food court. But as soon as we sat down, she started critiquing my outfit, from my shoes to my cologne. I couldn’t believe it! I felt like I was on a reality show for worst-dressed guys. Ever had a date where you just wanted to disappear into the crowd? Tell me your most cringe-worthy mall moments—I need to know I’m not alone! 😬 #DatingFails #MallStories #AwkwardDates #FirstImpressions #RomanticRelationships