My Cat Just Gifted Me a Dead Lizard

So, my cat just dropped a dead lizard on my pillow. No warning, no context—just pure feline generosity. I guess this is her way of saying, "Here, have this. I hunted it just for you." I’d love to say I felt honored, but honestly, I screamed. She looked offended, like I’d just rejected a Michelin-star meal. Meanwhile, I’m googling “how to get lizard guts out of pillowcases” and she’s already plotting her next surprise. It’s wild how pets show love in the weirdest ways. Dogs bring you sticks, cats bring you the corpses of tiny creatures, and we just…accept it? Because deep down, we know it’s their version of “I care about you.” Anyway, if anyone needs a slightly traumatized but very loved pillow, DM me. And to my cat: next time, maybe just a cuddle? #PetLife #CatOwners #PetStories #Pets