My Cat Turned 5 Today and Demanded Cake

So apparently, birthdays aren’t just for humans. Today marks five years since my cat, Mochi, decided to grace my apartment with her royal presence. I woke up to her sitting on my chest, staring like she expected a parade. Instead of balloons, I offered her a tuna-flavored treat shaped vaguely like a cupcake. She sniffed it, looked offended, and proceeded to knock it off the table. Classic Mochi. I tried singing happy birthday. She yawned. My dog joined in, which somehow made her even grumpier. Still, I can’t imagine life without her dramatic flair and 3am zoomies. Here’s to another year of being bossed around by a tiny, furry dictator. Anyone else’s pet act like they own the place on their birthday? #PetBirthday #CatLife #FurryBoss #Pets