Woke Up as My Cat’s Favorite Pillow

Last night, I crashed on the couch after a long day, phone still in hand, half a bag of chips for dinner. I must’ve fallen asleep with my arm dangling off the edge, because I woke up to a tiny, purring weight pressed against it. My cat, who usually acts like I’m her unpaid butler, had wrapped herself around my hand like it was her most prized possession. She looked up at me with those big, judgmental eyes, as if to say, “You’re finally useful for something.” I tried to move, but she just tightened her grip, claws gently reminding me who’s in charge here. So I lay there, officially promoted from snack dispenser to emotional support human. Honestly, it’s the best promotion I’ve ever gotten. 10/10 would lose circulation in my arm again for her. #PetLife #CatLove #FurryFriends #Pets