My Cat Thinks I Stole Her Dinner

Today I made the rookie mistake of cracking open a can of tuna for my lunch—right in front of my cat. She’s usually the picture of feline dignity, but the moment that can hissed open, she transformed into a furry little food lawyer, ready to sue me for theft. She stared at me with those huge, betrayed eyes, as if I’d just eaten her entire week’s rations. I swear, she’s never begged so dramatically. Paws on my knee, tail flicking, full-on performance. I tried explaining it was human tuna, not her usual mush, but she wasn’t buying it. Now she’s sulking in the corner, probably plotting my downfall. Lesson learned: never eat anything from a can in front of your pets unless you’re ready for a guilt trip. Anyone else’s pets act like you’ve committed a crime against dinner time? #PetLife #CatDrama #TunaTrouble #Pets