So, here’s a sentence I never thought I’d type: my cat ate a lambskin condom. Yes, you read that right. I keep my trash pretty secure, but today my furry little chaos agent decided to go full raccoon on my bathroom bin. Of all things, she went for the only lambskin condom in there (TMI, sorry). She’s acting totally normal—ate her food, no vomiting, just her usual kitchen-counter-surfing self. I know these condoms are made from animal intestines (which is already weird), so I’m hoping it’s not super dangerous? But I can’t help but worry about blockages or, I don’t know, some kind of weird reaction. Anyone else’s pet ever eat something this bizarre? Should I be calling the vet or just keep an eye on her? Sorry for the gross story, but I need some pet-parent solidarity right now! #CatProblems #PetSafety #WeirdPetStories #Pets