My Cat Thinks He's a Tiny Human

So apparently, my cat has decided he’s not a cat anymore. Today I caught him sitting at the table, staring at my coffee like he was about to ask for a raise. He’s got this look—half judgment, half existential crisis. I tried to get a cute photo, but he immediately went full model mode, posing like he’s on the cover of "Vogue: Feline Edition." The audacity. Honestly, I think he’s convinced he’s just a very small, very hairy roommate who pays rent in chaos and fur. Anyone else’s pet act like they’re just a weird little person trapped in an animal body? Or is mine just auditioning for the role of "Most Dramatic Housemate"? Anyway, send help. Or treats. Preferably both. #PetLife #CatPerson #FurryRoommate #Pets