Why Does My Cat Think I'm a Chew Toy?

Is anyone else out here living with a tiny, furry menace? My 6-month-old cat has decided that my hands, feet, and occasionally my face are all fair game for her daily attack drills. She’ll be purring in my lap one second, then suddenly launch a full-on assault like she’s auditioning for a wildlife documentary. I get that kittens play rough, but I’m starting to wonder if she’s plotting my downfall. I’ve tried toys, distraction, and even the dramatic yelp (which just seems to encourage her). Anyone else surviving the kitten ninja phase? How do you convince a baby predator that you’re not a moving target? Would love to hear your battle stories or any tips before I have to start wearing oven mitts around the house. #KittenLife #PetProblems #CatAttack #PetParenting #FunnyPets #Pets