Ever have a fight with your partner and realize you’re not just outnumbered by logic, but by fur? Last night, my partner and I had a classic disagreement (who left the fridge open—spoiler: not me). But the real betrayal came from our dog, Max. As soon as voices got tense, Max plopped himself right next to my partner, giving me that look. You know the one: judgmental, slightly disappointed, as if he’s rethinking his entire loyalty contract. Every time I tried to make my point, Max would sigh (loudly), then glance at my partner like, “You see what I put up with?” Honestly, I thought pets were supposed to be neutral, but apparently, they pick sides. I guess I’m sleeping on the couch tonight—and Max is probably taking my spot in bed. Anyone else’s pet betray them like this? Or is Max just an expert in emotional warfare? #PetDrama #RelationshipStruggles #DogLife #Pets #Cats