Help! My Cat Needs a Name ASAP

So, I just adopted a tiny ball of chaos who thinks my curtains are a jungle gym and my toes are mortal enemies. The problem? This little gremlin is still nameless. Every time I call out a name, she just blinks at me like I’m the weird one. I want something unique but not too weird, cute but not cliché. I’ve already vetoed Whiskers, Luna, and Chairman Meow (my roommate’s suggestion, not mine). If you had to name a cat that acts like a caffeinated squirrel but looks like a cloud with eyes, what would you pick? Bonus points for names that sound good when yelled at 3AM. Please save me from calling her "Hey You" forever. Drop your best (or worst) cat names below! #CatNaming #PetAdoption #CatLife #Pets #Cats