My Dog Chose My Roommate Over Me. Betrayal.

So apparently, loyalty is a myth—at least in my apartment. I spent all day looking forward to some quality time with my dog, only to find him sprawled across my roommate’s lap like they’re soulmates. Meanwhile, I’m over here, chopped liver, watching my own pet ignore me for someone who doesn’t even buy the treats. I tried calling him over. He blinked at me, sighed, and then snuggled in deeper. I’d be lying if I said it didn’t sting. Is this what heartbreak feels like? Should I start a support group for pet parents who’ve been replaced? If anyone needs me, I’ll be googling “how to win back your dog’s affection” and pretending I’m not jealous of my own roommate. #PetProblems #DogDrama #RoommateLife #Pets #Cats