So this morning, I tried to politely explain to my dog that I needed to get out of bed. You’d think I was asking him to solve world peace. He just stared at me, did a dramatic sigh, and flopped even harder across my legs. I swear, he gains 30 pounds when he’s pretending to be asleep. I nudged him. He rolled over, exposing his belly, like, “You may pass, but only after 10 minutes of belly rubs.” I’m not proud to admit it, but I caved. Who can resist those eyes? Eventually, I managed to wiggle free, but not before he gave me the most betrayed look ever. Sorry, buddy, but some of us have jobs to go to. Anyone else’s pet act like the bed is their personal kingdom? Or is it just me losing the battle for territory every single morning? #PetLife #DogOwners #Relatable #Pets