Why My Cat Demands Chest Rubs at 3AM

Does anyone else have a pet who treats your chest like their personal spa? Last night, I woke up to my cat, Luna, kneading my sternum like she was making sourdough. Apparently, my REM cycle is her cue for a full-on chest scritch session. She purrs like a tiny engine, stares into my soul, and refuses to budge until I comply. Honestly, I can’t even be mad. There’s something weirdly comforting about being chosen as the designated chest-scritcher, even if it means sacrificing sleep. I guess this is what unconditional love looks like—sleep deprivation and all. Anyone else out there a midnight massage therapist for their fur overlord? Let’s commiserate (and share tips for getting cat hair out of pajamas). #PetLife #CatOwners #FurBabies #Pets