My Cat Thinks My Lunch Is a Crime Scene

So I sit down after a long morning, ready to finally eat my lunch. Enter Luna, my cat, who apparently moonlights as a food detective. She circles my sandwich like it’s evidence, sniffs every corner, and gives me that classic judgmental stare. I try to ignore her, but she starts pawing at the bread, like she’s about to uncover a hidden clue. I swear, if she had a badge, she’d arrest me for food hoarding. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to eat in peace, but now I’m under full feline investigation. By the time she’s done, half my lunch is covered in cat hair and I’m left questioning my life choices. Anyone else have a pet who treats every meal like a suspicious package? Honestly, I should just give her the sandwich and order takeout. #PetProblems #CatLife #LunchThief #Pets