Why Is My Cat Suddenly a Loaf of Bread?

So, I walk into the living room and my cat, Luna, is just... a perfect circle. Like, she’s achieved maximum loaf. I swear she was a regular-sized feline last week, but now she’s giving off serious bread vibes. Is this a new phase? Did she join a secret carb cult? She’s not even trying to hide it—just sprawled on the rug, looking smug and unbothered, as if daring me to comment. I tried to pick her up and she made that offended little chirp, like, ‘Excuse you, I am busy being round.’ Anyone else’s pet just decide to become a ball overnight? Is this a seasonal thing? Should I be worried or just accept my fate as the owner of a sentient dinner roll? Pet owners, please tell me I’m not alone in this. #PetLife #ChonkyPets #CatLoaf #Pets