My Cat Thinks He's My Boyfriend

So, apparently, my cat has decided that he’s the only one allowed to get my attention. Yesterday, I was FaceTiming my best friend, laughing way too loudly, when Mr. Whiskers jumped onto my lap, stared at me with those judgmental eyes, and—no joke—smacked my phone right out of my hand. He then plopped himself squarely on my chest, as if to say, “You belong to me, human.” I tried to reason with him (yes, I talk to my cat), but he just flicked his tail and started purring like he’d won a prize. Is anyone else’s pet this possessive? I swear, I’m living with a furry little dictator. Honestly, I can’t decide if I should be flattered or terrified. Pet owners, please tell me I’m not alone in this weirdly adorable hostage situation. #CatLife #PetProblems #JealousPets #Pets