My Cat’s Secret Life as a Ruler

So apparently, my cat has decided that the floor is now his personal runway. Walked in after a long day, expecting the usual chaos—maybe a knocked-over plant or two. Instead, I find Sir Whiskers stretched out in a line so straight, I’m convinced he’s auditioning for a geometry textbook. Not a paw out of place. Not even a tail flick. Is this some kind of feline protest? A new yoga pose? Or is he just mocking my inability to ever sleep straight in bed? Either way, he’s got the whole household tiptoeing around him like he’s the world’s most fragile domino. I guess this is my life now: living with a cat who’s more precise than my tape measure. Anyone else’s pet have a weird obsession with perfect alignment, or is mine just extra? #PetLife #CatBehavior #FunnyPets #Pets