My Cat Clearly Missed the Pet Rulebook

So apparently, my cat never read the manual on how to be a normal pet. While everyone else’s cats are busy napping in sunbeams or knocking over water glasses, mine is out here trying to befriend the vacuum cleaner. Not just tolerate it—she follows it around like it’s her long-lost sibling. Yesterday, she actually curled up next to it while it was still plugged in. I guess she’s decided the vacuum is her emotional support appliance. Meanwhile, I’m just waiting for the day she tries to ride it like a Roomba cowboy. Anyone else have a pet who’s totally missed the memo on how they’re supposed to act? Or is my cat just starting a new trend in household alliances? Either way, I’m convinced she’s plotting to unionize with the kitchen blender next. #PetLife #WeirdPets #CatPerson #Pets