My Cat Thinks I’m Just a Fancy Pillow

So apparently, my role in this household is to serve as Luna’s deluxe memory foam mattress. Forget the expensive cat beds I bought—she ignores them all and heads straight for my chest the moment I sit down. It’s not even subtle. She’ll stare me down, hop up, knead my shirt like she’s prepping dough, and then collapse in a dramatic heap. I used to think I was her human. Turns out, I’m just her furniture. And honestly? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. There’s something weirdly comforting about being chosen as the official nap spot, even if it means I can’t move for hours. Anyone else out there a proud member of the Pet Mattress Club? Or is my cat just running a one-feline dictatorship over here? #PetLife #CatOwners #Relatable #Pets