My Dog’s Name Is WiFi (Yes, Really)

Ever tried yelling 'WiFi!' at the park and watching everyone check their phones? That’s my life. I named my dog WiFi during a late-night snack binge and a Netflix crash. At the time, it felt genius—like, who wouldn’t want a pet that connects you to happiness? But explaining to my grandma why the dog’s name is WiFi? Not so genius. She still calls him 'Wiffy.' Before WiFi, I had a hamster named Potato, who was, in fact, very round and very lazy. My friends say I have a talent for picking names that sound like tech support passwords or lunch menus. Anyone else have pets with names that make you cringe a little when you say them at the vet? Or is it just me collecting awkward stories one pet at a time? #PetNames #FunnyPets #Relatable #Pets