Our Cat, 5 Names, Zero Consensus

So, we adopted a cat. That’s the easy part. The hard part? Naming her. My partner insists she’s a Luna, my mom calls her Muffin, and my brother’s stuck on Chairman Meow. I tried calling her Pixel, but she just blinked at me like I was the family disappointment. Now she responds to literally anything that sounds like food being opened. We’ve basically accepted that she’s living her best life with five names and zero identity crisis. Meanwhile, our group chat is a battlefield of name suggestions, memes, and passive-aggressive polls. Is this what pet ownership is? Eternal indecision and a furry little queen who couldn’t care less what you call her as long as the treats keep coming? Honestly, I think she’s winning. Anyone else’s pet have more aliases than a secret agent? #CatLife #PetProblems #NamingStruggles #Pets #Cats