My Dog Judges My Selfies Harder Than I Do

Ever tried taking a selfie with your pet, only to realize your dog has the emotional range of a Shakespearean actor? I swear, every time I point my camera at Max, he cycles through confusion, boredom, and existential dread in three seconds flat. Forget cat faces—dog faces are a whole mood. Yesterday, I tried to get a cute pic for my profile. Max stared at me like I’d just asked him to file taxes. I tried bribing him with treats. He looked away. I made weird noises. He sighed. Finally, I got one shot where he looked vaguely interested, but I looked like I’d just seen a ghost. Moral of the story: pets are the real influencers, and we’re just their unpaid photographers. Anyone else’s pet have a signature selfie face? Share your best (or worst) attempts below. Misery loves company, right? #PetLife #DogSelfie #PetPhotography #Pets