Meet My Cat: The Absolute Unit

So, I always thought my cat was just "fluffy." Turns out, he's basically a loaf with legs. Every time he waddles over for food, the floorboards creak in protest. My friends come over and their first reaction is always, "Is he okay?" Yes, he’s fine—just living his best, chunkiest life. He’s not even ashamed. In fact, he seems to take pride in being the softest, roundest thing in the apartment. Sometimes I catch him staring at his reflection, looking genuinely impressed with himself. I know I should probably put him on a diet, but have you ever tried saying no to a cat who stares at you like you’ve personally ruined his day? Yeah, me neither. Anyway, here’s to the real king of the house: my absolute unit of a cat. Anyone else have a pet who’s more bread than animal? #ChonkyCat #PetLife #CatOwners #Pets