My Dog Thinks He's a Human Baby

So apparently, my dog has decided he’s not actually a dog, but a small, needy human. Every time I sit down, he climbs into my lap, flops onto his back, and demands to be cradled like an infant. We’re talking full-on baby mode: paws up, eyes closed, and a dramatic sigh like he’s had a long day at the office. I tried ignoring him once. He stared at me with such betrayal, I caved in under 30 seconds. Now, holding him like a baby is just part of my daily routine. I’m convinced he thinks this is normal dog behavior. Anyone else’s pet have a weird comfort habit that makes you question who’s really in charge? Honestly, I’m not sure if I adopted a dog or a very hairy toddler. Send help (or parenting tips). #DogLife #PetParent #FurBaby #Pets