Help! My Tiny Overlord Needs a Name

So, I’ve officially been adopted by a 2-pound ball of fluff with the confidence of a lion and the coordination of a potato. She’s been in my apartment for 24 hours and already acts like she pays rent. She’s got this habit of staring into my soul at 3am, demanding snacks, and then immediately forgetting I exist when a sunbeam appears. Here’s the problem: I can’t keep calling her "the kitten" or "hey you." She deserves a name worthy of her dramatic personality and world domination plans. I’m torn between something cute (like Mochi), something regal (like Cleo), or just going full chaos (like Goblin). What would you name her? Drop your best suggestions below. Bonus points for names that sound good when yelled at 2am. #PetNaming #KittenDiaries #CatPeople #Pets #Cats