How I Survived Cleaning My Cat’s Ears

Ever tried cleaning a cat’s ears? It’s like defusing a bomb with fur. My cat, Mr. Fluff, usually grooms like he’s prepping for a Vogue shoot, but last week I spotted some suspicious gunk. Cue panic Googling. Step one: Wait until he’s sleepy (or pretending to be). Step two: Gently flip the ear flap—like opening a tiny, angry taco. If it’s pink and clean, congrats, you’re off the hook. If not, brace yourself. I wrapped him in a towel burrito (10/10 recommend), armed myself with vet-approved ear cleaner, and prayed. A few drops, a gentle massage, and a lot of dramatic meowing later, I let him shake it out. Pro tip: Don’t use water or poke around with cotton swabs. If you see weird colors, smells, or your cat starts acting like he’s in a Shakespearean tragedy, call the vet. Finish with treats and apologies. You’ll both need them. #CatCare #PetParentLife #CatHealth #Pets #Cats