Help! My Cat Won’t Stop Humping Me

Okay, cat people, let’s talk about the awkward thing no one warns you about: your neutered male cat deciding you’re his personal mount. If you’re wondering why this is happening even after the snip, you’re not alone. Sometimes, it’s leftover hormones (can take months to fade), or he got neutered late and the habit stuck. More often, it’s boredom, stress, or just a weird way to get your attention. Here’s what actually helps: play with him more (laser pointers are your friend), add vertical spaces like cat trees, and make sure he has a safe spot to chill. If he starts humping, get up and walk away—no drama, just a firm “No.” Reward him when he chills out. And please, don’t punish him. It’s not his fault he’s confused. If you see signs of a UTI (straining, crying, blood), get to the vet. Otherwise, patience and playtime are your best bets. #CatBehavior #PetAdvice #CatParenting #Pets #Cats