My Cat Thinks He's a Spy (And Fails Miserably)

Every time I sit down, my cat morphs into a wannabe secret agent. He wedges himself behind the dining chair, eyes wide, tail twitching, convinced he’s invisible. I’ll be scrolling my phone, and suddenly—two glowing eyes peeking through the slats. It’s like living with a furry, less competent James Bond. He’s not exactly subtle, either. Half the time, his entire butt is sticking out, and if I make eye contact, he acts shocked, like I’ve blown his cover. I can’t decide if he’s trying to guard me or just plotting a sneak attack on my ankles. Either way, it’s become our little game: I pretend not to notice, he pretends he’s the world’s greatest spy. Anyone else’s pet obsessed with hiding in the most obvious places? Or is mine just a professional goofball? #PetLife #CatStories #FurrySpies #Pets