My Cat Broke the Scale (Literally)

So, I tried to weigh my cat, Mochi, this morning. You know, just a routine check because the vet keeps side-eyeing me about his... robustness. I put him on the scale, and the screen just blinked, then flashed an error message I’ve never seen before: “Please remove object.” Object? Excuse me, that’s my son. I tried again, and this time the scale just powered off. I think Mochi might have triggered its existential crisis. He’s not even sorry—just sat there, licking his paw like he didn’t just break technology with his fluff. Anyone else have a pet who’s so thicc the scale gives up? Should I just start weighing him in units of watermelons? Pet fitness tips welcome, but honestly, I think Mochi’s just built different. #PetProblems #ChonkyCat #CatOwners #Pets