Why Does My Cat Act Like a Tiny Goblin?

Can someone explain why my cat insists on knocking over literally everything on my desk? I swear, I just watched him make direct eye contact with me, slowly push my coffee mug off the edge, and then bolt like he’d seen a ghost. Is this a power move? Some kind of feline performance art? I’ve bought him toys, built him a cardboard castle, even sacrificed my favorite hoodie as a bed. But no, the real entertainment is chaos. Bonus points if I’m in a Zoom meeting. Sometimes I wonder if he’s trying to communicate something profound, like, “You will never truly control your life.” Or maybe he’s just bored. Either way, living with a cat is like having a tiny, furry agent of chaos as a roommate. Anyone else’s pet this dramatic, or is mine just auditioning for a reality show? #PetLife #CatProblems #FurryChaos #Pets