Cat Hair vs. My Sanity: Who Wins?

If you’ve ever found yourself picking cat hair off your dinner plate, welcome to the club. My black jeans? Now a fuzzy gray. The couch? Basically a second cat. Here’s my survival guide: Vacuum like you’re being judged. Go over carpets twice, both ways. Bonus: it scares the cat, so you get a break from the shedding for five minutes. Pumice stones aren’t just for feet. Rub one on the carpet and marvel at the hairball you create. It’s grossly satisfying. Rubber gloves + a splash of water = fur magnet. Swipe your sofa and pretend you’re a magician. Lint rollers are your new best friend. No roller? Tape works. Duct tape if you’re desperate. Brush your cat. They’ll act offended, but you’re saving your wardrobe. Pro tip: Never blame the cat. They’re just living their best, fluffiest life. Accept it, or invest in a hairless breed. (Just kidding. Sort of.) #CatLife #PetCare #FurEverywhere #Pets #Cats