Why Do We Give Our Pets Such Weird Nicknames?

Serious question: does anyone actually call their pet by their real name? Because I just caught myself referring to my dog’s feet as "fluff muffins" and my cat’s paws as "toe beans." I have a whole vocabulary just for their body parts—my rabbit’s ears are "radar dishes," and my hamster’s cheeks are "snack pouches." Is this just a universal pet parent thing? Or am I slowly losing my mind? I swear, the more time I spend with my pets, the more ridiculous the nicknames get. It’s like I’m running a tiny animal daycare with its own secret language. So, what’s the weirdest thing you call your pet’s paws (or any other part)? Please tell me I’m not alone in this. Drop your best (or worst) pet nicknames below—bonus points for creativity! #PetLife #PetParents #ToeBeans #Pets #Cats