My Cat’s Birthday Party Was a Total Flop

So, I thought throwing a birthday party for my cat would be cute. I got her a tiny hat, a new toy, and even baked a little tuna cake (Pinterest lied—cats do not care about presentation). She sat there, completely unimpressed, staring at me like I’d ruined her day. The other pets in the house were more interested in the decorations than the actual birthday girl. At one point, she just walked off mid-song and hid under the couch. I guess some of us just aren’t party animals. Lesson learned: cats don’t do parties, and I’m the only one who wanted to sing happy birthday. At least I got some hilarious photos of her glaring at the cake. Next year, we’re skipping the festivities and going straight to nap time. Anyone else’s pet absolutely over the whole celebration thing? #PetBirthdayFails #CatAttitude #RelatablePets #Pets