Why Does My Cat Think My Face Is a Pillow?

Every night, without fail, my cat Oliver treats my head like prime real estate. Forget the plush cat bed I bought him—apparently, my scalp is the only acceptable mattress. I’ll be drifting off, and suddenly, there’s a furry bowling ball making biscuits on my forehead. I’ve tried everything: gentle nudges, decoy pillows, even bribery with treats. Nothing works. If I move, he moves. If I hide under the blanket, he just waits. It’s like he’s on a mission to absorb my dreams through osmosis. I know I should be annoyed, but honestly? It’s weirdly comforting. There’s something about his purring that makes the world’s chaos fade away. So, I guess I’ll keep being his human pillow—at least until summer, when he remembers he hates heat. Anyone else’s pet have zero respect for personal space? #catlife #petproblems #relatable #Pets