My Cat Thinks She Owns the Place

Ever seen a creature so smug, you start questioning your own life choices? That’s my cat, Luna. She wakes up every morning like she’s the CEO of happiness, stretching across my laptop and demanding breakfast with a single, judgmental stare. Yesterday, she caught a sunbeam on the couch and looked so content, I swear she was mocking me. Meanwhile, I’m hustling through emails and existential dread, and she’s just there, purring like she invented joy. I used to think I rescued her, but honestly, I think she rescued me. Or at least she’s convinced me to slow down and appreciate the small things—like a warm patch of sunlight and a perfectly timed headbutt. If reincarnation is real, I’m coming back as a house cat. Zero responsibilities, endless snacks, and the audacity to nap wherever you want. Living the dream, one purr at a time. #PetLife #CatPerson #FurryTherapist #Pets