So, you’ve adopted a tiny, fuzzy tornado and now it smells like it rolled in something unmentionable. Welcome to the wild world of kitten bathing. First, check if your little gremlin actually needs a bath—most cats are self-cleaning, but sometimes life happens (like mud, fleas, or mysterious stickiness). If your kitten is under 8 weeks, stick to a damp washcloth. Older? Get ready for battle. Trim those claws (not right before, unless you want a double meltdown), brush out the knots, and suit up in armor—aka a thick long-sleeve shirt. Gather your kitten shampoo, towels, and maybe a friend for backup. Set the scene: lukewarm water in a sink, toys for distraction, and a closed door to prevent escape. Stay calm, pour water gently, and keep the soap away from the face. Rinse, blot dry, and wrap your soggy beast in a towel. Bribe with treats and cuddles. Congrats, you both survived. Next time, maybe just… spot clean? #KittenCare #PetParentLife #CatBath #Pets #Cats