My First Kiss Was So Bad I Still Lose Sleep Over It

Okay, so let’s just put it out there: my first kiss was a trainwreck and I’m STILL haunted. Like, why does no one warn you that it’s not all slow-mo and fireworks? I was literally sweating through my shirt, overthinking every micro-move. Do I touch her face? Is my breath toxic? Are my lips even lips or just, like, dry noodles? I went in for the kiss and—no joke—I missed. Landed somewhere near her jaw. She laughed. I wanted to evaporate. Second attempt? Technically a kiss, but it felt like two confused fish bumping into each other. Hands? No idea what to do with them. Why are hands even a thing?! Everyone acts like kissing is instinct, but honestly? It’s a disaster at first. If you’re stressing about your first kiss, you’re not alone. We all suck. It gets better. #NoFilter #AdultingFail #AwkwardMoments #NoFilter #AdultingFail #AwkwardMoments #RomanticRelationships