My Movie Night Crush? Epic Self-Sabotage

Okay, let’s just say it: I absolutely nuked my shot with my crush. Like, if there was a gold medal for overthinking, I’d be on the podium. I spent half the day panic-Googling if celery sticks count as a snack (she’s into fitness, but what if she’s secretly a junk food gremlin?). My room was so clean you could eat off the floor, and I even made a backup playlist in case the movie flopped. But when she actually sat next to me—like, thigh-touching close—I just... froze. I became a statue. Not even a casual arm stretch. I literally forgot how to be a human. We shared popcorn in silence while my brain screamed, "DO SOMETHING!" Is this just me? Or is everyone else just pretending they’re smooth? Because I’m starting to think nobody actually knows what they’re doing. #NoFilter #DatingFails #AdultingFail #RomanticRelationships