I Accidentally Outed Myself as a Swinger?!

Okay, so picture this: I’m dragging my suitcase down this endless cruise ship hallway, just trying to find my cabin and not die of seasickness. Suddenly, I see this upside-down pineapple sticker on someone’s door. I’m like, is this a tropical-themed scavenger hunt? Did I miss the memo? Nope. I Google it in a panic (because, of course, I do) and—plot twist—it’s a swinger thing. Like, literally an open invitation for, uh, extracurricular activities. Apparently, people also wear upside-down pineapple shirts, put them in shopping carts, or even just text the 🍍 emoji and it’s code for “let’s swing.” Now I’m spiraling, thinking about that pineapple tote bag I brought for poolside vibes. Did I just announce to the whole ship that I’m down for... stuff? Why is adulthood just a series of accidental social landmines? #NoFilter #TravelFail #AccidentalSwinger #RomanticRelationships