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Why I Let Astrology Decide My Love Life (Regret? Maybe)

Okay, so it’s 2AM and I’m lying here, phone screen burning my face, spiraling about my love life AGAIN. Like, why am I still single? Why do I keep falling for guys who ghost me after three dates? So I did the thing. I went full astrology girl. I memorized all the signs—Aries, Taurus, whatever. I even learned about elements (fire, water, earth, air) like I was prepping for a quiz. I started stalking birth charts, compatibility tests, the whole deal. I literally let a website tell me if my crush was worth texting back. I even paid for a reading (don’t judge). And you know what? Sometimes it was dead-on. Sometimes it was just…vague. But honestly, I was desperate for a reason why things never worked out. Maybe it’s not the stars. Maybe it’s just me overthinking, hoping for a cosmic excuse for my mess. But hey, at least now I know why I’m obsessed with Capricorns. #NoFilter #AdultingFail #WhyAmISingle #NoFilter #AdultingFail #WhyAmISingle #RomanticRelationships

2025-06-05
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