My Cat’s Secret Life as a Stand-Up Comedian

So, I used to think my cat was just lazy. Turns out, she’s been running a secret comedy club in my living room every night. Her main act? Knocking over my water glass at 3am, then staring at me like I’m the punchline. Last night, she leveled up: dramatic zoomies, then a flawless leap onto my laptop keyboard mid-Zoom call. Audience (my coworkers) went wild. I’m convinced she’s auditioning for Netflix, or at least trying to go viral on TikTok. I tried to outsmart her with a laser pointer, but she just rolled her eyes (yes, cats can do that) and went back to plotting her next act. Anyone else living with a pet who thinks they’re the main character? Or is my cat just the world’s tiniest, furriest stand-up comic? #PetLife #CatComedy #FurryStandup #Pets