My Cat Just Claimed My Laptop as His Throne

So apparently, my laptop is no longer mine. I left the room for two minutes—TWO—and came back to find my cat sprawled across the keyboard like he pays rent. I tried to gently nudge him off, but he just blinked at me, stretched, and somehow managed to open a bunch of random tabs. Now I’m pretty sure he’s sending cryptic emails to my boss. I guess this is my life now: working around a furry dictator who thinks every device is a heated bed. Anyone else’s pet just casually hijack their workspace and act like it’s the most normal thing in the world? At this point, I’m considering getting him his own laptop. Or maybe I’ll just accept that he’s my new manager. Pet owners, how do you negotiate with these tiny tyrants? #PetProblems #CatLife #WorkFromHome #Pets