Roommates: One Chaos Goblin, One Zen Master

Ever lived with two pets who seem like they’re from different planets? Meet my dogs: Luna, who thinks every shadow is a threat to national security, and Bear, who’s basically a furry Buddha. Luna’s daily routine: bark at invisible enemies, chase her own tail, and look personally offended when I ask her to chill. Bear, meanwhile, meditates on the sofa, unbothered by the apocalypse (or Luna’s drama). Last night, Luna staged a one-dog protest over a suspicious sock, while Bear watched with the energy of a retired yoga instructor. I swear, if Bear could talk, he’d just say, “Let her have her moment.” Anyone else have pets with completely opposite personalities? It’s like living in a sitcom where the punchline is always your sanity. #PetLife #OppositeVibes #DogPersonality #Pets