My Cat’s Sudden Zoomie Headbutt Attack

Ever tried to take a cute selfie with your pet, only to get absolutely wrecked? Today, I learned that my cat, Mochi, has zero respect for personal space or camera etiquette. I was mid-snap, trying to capture that perfect #Caturday vibe, when Mochi launched herself at my face like a furry missile. Headbutt. Right on the nose. Phone went flying, dignity left the chat, and now I have a blurry action shot that’s more crime scene than Instagram aesthetic. Honestly, why do our pets always choose chaos at the exact moment we want them to look adorable? Maybe they’re just keeping us humble. Or maybe Mochi’s secretly auditioning for the next viral meme. Either way, my nose is fine, my ego is bruised, and I’ve learned to never trust a cat with zoomies during selfie hour. Anyone else’s pets treat photo ops like WWE tryouts? #PetFails #CatLife #PetMishaps #Pets